- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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