An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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