- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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