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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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