- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

how man

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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