What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Click here for free sandwich.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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