- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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