- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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