What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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