Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

penis in the camel

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

My jeans

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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