- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What's brown and sticky? A stick

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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