- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Phew... it's gone.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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