All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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