Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

I don't get it

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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