What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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The global news

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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360 NO SCOPE

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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