- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Knock Knock.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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