Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Obama = ebola

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Anti Joke

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