- Anti Joke

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.