- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How about that airline food?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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