- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Feminism

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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