- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

ure mama's so fat

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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