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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What's up? Your time.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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