A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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