- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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