What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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gay pom...

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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