- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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