Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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