- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

I think everybody should have a penis.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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