A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I'm homeless.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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