Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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Anti Joke

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