- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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