- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why? Why not?

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

Racial Equality

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