Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Anti Joke

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