- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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