- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

God is real.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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