if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Niall Horan

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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