- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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