- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

what has genitial warts? me

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

This isn't funny.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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