Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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