- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your gay

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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