- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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