Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

the sky is green no it is not

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Anti Joke

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