What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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jews

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Communism hehe xd

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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