What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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