- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is not good looking? mon morello

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

bologna

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

feminism

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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