Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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How would you rule?

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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