Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

This is an anti-joke.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

America

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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