- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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