- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

A man walked into a bar owch

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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