- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A man goes to the potty.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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