- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Faithful men.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Flowers are colors Love me

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What fires shots? A gun

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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