- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

I am a mime

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Your mother is so fat.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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