Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Your mom is so old she died

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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