- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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