- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

ever tried african food? they neither

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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