- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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