- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??