- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

PENIS that is all

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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