- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why? Why not?

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Equal rights!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

why did the blue berry cross the road

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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