Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What is the difference?

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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I? Everett

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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No it doesnt..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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