- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

one stop shop

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

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