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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

White men's rights

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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