- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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