what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Jeff

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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