- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Andoni was here

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

womens rights.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Pickles are powerful

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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