A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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