Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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