What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

kennah campion when she talks

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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