Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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