- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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