- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

William wright is Gay

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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