Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Anti Joke

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