- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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