last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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