what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Anti Joke

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