- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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