- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

My cat just died.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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