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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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