What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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