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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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