- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

A American seeking into mexico

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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