- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??