Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Anti Joke

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