- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Pickles are moist.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I dont have a girlfriend

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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