Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Iif your reading this ur gay

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

what are you mike bibby?

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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