Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Your're racist.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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