- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

123 f*ck off

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Obama lin Baden.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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