- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

You were born.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

A seal walks into a club.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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