- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

what goes boo a sock

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A jew enters a mall.

u suck

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

A guy at a baseball game....

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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