- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??