Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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The chicken crossed the road.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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