Women's rights.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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I like the color potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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