What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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woman's rights

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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