- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

I'm so full I could stop eating.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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