What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Anti Joke

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