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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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