- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

sucks Syntax...

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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