What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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