What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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