- Anti Joke

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A hill billy went fishing

Nickelback.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.